Embarrassing my native country in the eyes of the world.

For in Germany, for some strange reason even long, in-depth research (Wikipedia) could not elucidate, Ascension day is celebrated as Father’s Day, or Men’s Day. In fact, here in heathen Eastern Germany the majority of people would only know it under that designation, I am sure.

As the feast it is called “Christi Himmelfahrt” customs include making a trip to somewhere in the country. Prefarably in non-motorised vehicles with a large transporting capacity - prerequisite for being able to get terribly drunk (for who would carry bottles and bottles of bear through the landscape, or who would be able to drive?). And getting drunk, it appears, is the thing men most want to do at their feast day.

Having the best of fathers who never would do such a thing, I am not personally affected by this custom. Nevertheless I find it somewhat disturbing.