Went round to a neighbour’s flat to drop off some stuff for him. I hadn’t phoned in advance – he’d tried to phone me earlier, I saw, and I’d said last week I’d be around again today. No answer at the door so I phoned him – he answers and says he’s in, so I say that I’ve come round with the stuff. So I go back in the stair and hear him opening the door – I give him a minute, then open it a crack and ask if I can come in. “Come in, come in,”  he says “but I’m a bit undressed”. “That’s okay, if you don’t mind I don’t, pull on a blanket!”.

I was slightly taken aback to see a pair of legs on one chair and said neighbour in another!