Dagnabit. One should not read work e-mail on a Sunday, so I cannot complain that this one carried the due punishment with it.  As an excuse I have to say that when one hears at last something of a paper submitted half an eternity ago, one may be excused for just having a glimpse at the reviewer feedback. One should not have done so, though! Reject and resubmit!! What next?! FIVE (!) reviewers, in a journal that normally just uses one, and all complain about/praise different things!! (And all but one moron less well informed person think it should be published; considering the rubbish they do publish they ought to be glad; but I always thought it was a thouroughly disagreable journal…)  [grumble]

As usually, PHD comics hits the nail on the head: