If I am, in future, expected to maintain our website at work, and  everybody’s adherence to the guidelines for content contribution continues at its present level, I demand a punch ball in my office.

Also, please, can we use WordPress instead of our own Content Management System? How is it possible for some  blogging platform to allow you to do more with less hassle than the CMS of a ‘professional’ organization?

[… leaves scene grumbling]